When Alan returned from the studio to ready himself for this epic night, he found Hep and Nicole suitably attired in outfits that wouldn't be out of place on the Reeperbahn and discussing what to do when the local window cleaner you've been showing your strategically placed tattoo to, faints and bangs his head on the radiator. They finally concluded that administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a man whose blood pressure had already reached danger levels and was on the receiving end of the evil eye from his pregnant wife, perhaps wouldn't be such a good idea.

As expected, this awesome event consisted of a lot of people standing around in the kitchen and included various local farmers, a spattering of flowering young teenagers and a man with a large moustache who looked like a copper..

After hearing that indeed one of the guests was a member of the Horsham constabulary, Alan, who seemed to have taken on the persona of 'Faux Pas Man', blurted out "Oi, where's the filth?" only to require a double-take and a swift exit when the nice policeman walked out from behind a large pot-plant.


The evening ended with Alan singing Karaoke, Hep and Nicole re-enacting a scene from 'What The Butler Saw' and PK taking a cosmic moment out by the lake and walking home through a forest in pitch darkness.